5 pure, red blooded, american movies…..in no certain order.

1. Red Dawn: come on, if watching red dawn doesnt want to make you punch the first pinko you come across, run to the mountains and start a guerilla war then respectfully, get the hell outa this country.

2. The Patriot: If watching this movie doesnt make you want to go mel gibson all over a brits ass….see rule for red dawn.

3. Roadhouse: Thats right folks, doesnt have to be just war movies on the list. One of my personal faves this movie makes you pine for the old days, where you could stab a bouncer and just get kicked out for the night(opening scene) and anything went. Most of all it taught all of us not to mess with bouncers who have mullets, it introduced us to the word “cooler” (apparently means to be the head bouncer) and probly got patrick swayze more ass than a toilet seat.

4. Rocky IV: Between the music, stallone running up mountains and by far my favorite villain of all the rocky movies( the man killed apollo creed for christ’s sake.) rocky IV is as red blooded as it can get. If you dont think so then “I must break you!”

5. Over the top: A relative dark horse, stallone plays a truck driver and professional arm wrestles to save his kidnapped son…..if that description doesnt entice you then, again, get the hell out of here.

~ by greenstreet1 on March 6, 2010.